dirkstridersbraces:

WHAT PISSES ME OFF MORE THAN ANYTHING IS WHEN YOU TRY TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST SOMEONE WHO JOKES ABOUT RAPE AND THEY SAY “oh why are you getting upset? ha were you raped or something?” NO I WASNT RAPED RAPE ISNT FUNNY AND RAPE JOKES DONT ONLY OFFEND RAPE VICTIMS YOU SHOULDNT FUCKING JOKE ABOUT IT YOU IGNORANT SHITSTAIN

(via lexiehasoaksyndrome)

So, I keep remembering the night I was with him. Him being the one who made me blush and go crazy for a few days. Sadly, he is not the love of my life nor do we keep in contact. It was a three day thing. When I first met him at a party I though “damn, he is hottt!” and now I wish I can have more nights like that. To wake up in morning and realize what happened. The way he kissed my forehead and told me good morning with that smile. His eyes, his smile and everything about him felt right. Sadly, it wasn’t more than the truth. I wanted to deny it at first. How we were both drunk off of our minds when we met, when we kissed, and when we did it. How in the morning we continued from the previous night and none of us could recall what happened. How I never wanted to let go of that feeling. A feeling I never knew existed. I won’t regret what I did. I don’t regret at all, because for those three days everything was unreal…

// UGHHHH//

I’m just so sick and tired of guys being assholes, playing nice and getting their own fucking way. If you want to fucking do is have sex with me just tell me straight up, that thats your intention. DONT FUCK WITH MY FEELINGS.

// Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?//

lolsofunny:

• YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite

• YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired

• OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

• WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA collection of politely worded love letters.

via lolsofunny=)

(Source: the-vashta-nerada)

kinicky:

nancyblueblackyblueblackfoot:

kinicky:

lampghost:

congratulations america on the first gay weed

i think you are confused

Congratulations weed on the first gay america

better

(via quuer-r-beks)

// My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”……. Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.//

superken14:

 

HAHAHA!!

LMAAAOOOOOOO XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: echoesxo)