Life in Jail[ene]

Jun 02

dirkstridersbraces:

WHAT PISSES ME OFF MORE THAN ANYTHING IS WHEN YOU TRY TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST SOMEONE WHO JOKES ABOUT RAPE AND THEY SAY “oh why are you getting upset? ha were you raped or something?” NO I WASNT RAPED RAPE ISNT FUNNY AND RAPE JOKES DONT ONLY OFFEND RAPE VICTIMS YOU SHOULDNT FUCKING JOKE ABOUT IT YOU IGNORANT SHITSTAIN

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May 30

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May 04

So, I keep remembering the night I was with him. Him being the one who made me blush and go crazy for a few days. Sadly, he is not the love of my life nor do we keep in contact. It was a three day thing. When I first met him at a party I though “damn, he is hottt!” and now I wish I can have more nights like that. To wake up in morning and realize what happened. The way he kissed my forehead and told me good morning with that smile. His eyes, his smile and everything about him felt right. Sadly, it wasn’t more than the truth. I wanted to deny it at first. How we were both drunk off of our minds when we met, when we kissed, and when we did it. How in the morning we continued from the previous night and none of us could recall what happened. How I never wanted to let go of that feeling. A feeling I never knew existed. I won’t regret what I did. I don’t regret at all, because for those three days everything was unreal…

Apr 20

Happy 4/20!!!

Happy 4/20!!!

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rumblefishx:
I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit 
EXCUSE ME
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Poseidon? 


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jake-benge:

rumblefishx:

I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit 

EXCUSE ME

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Poseidon? 

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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I don’t know what I want. That’s one thing I hate the most about me. I’m super indecisive. *sigh*

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My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

I don’t know what I want. That’s one thing I hate the most about me. I’m super indecisive. *sigh*

it’s true…

it’s true…

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Apr 19

UGHHHH

I’m just so sick and tired of guys being assholes, playing nice and getting their own fucking way. If you want to fucking do is have sex with me just tell me straight up, that thats your intention. DONT FUCK WITH MY FEELINGS.

Nov 15

Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

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Nov 08

kinicky:

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kinicky:

lampghost:

congratulations america on the first gay weed

i think you are confused

Congratulations weed on the first gay america

better

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Jul 21

My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”……. Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.

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LMAAAOOOOOOO XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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